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Wednesday, June 25, 2008

Marital Counselling

A husband and wife went for counseling after 20 years of marriage. When asked what the problem was, the wife went into a passionate, painful tirade, listing every problem they had ever had in the 20 years they had been married.

She went on and on and on: neglect, lack of intimacy, emptiness, loneliness, feeling unloved and unlovable; an entire laundry list of unmet needs she had endured over the course of their marriage.

Finally, after allowing this to go on for a sufficient length of time, the therapist got up, walked around the desk and, after asking the wife to stand, embraced and kissed her passionately as her husband watched with a raised eyebrow. The woman shut up and quietly sat down as though in a daze.

The therapist turned to the husband and said, "This is what your wife needs at least three times a week. Can you do this?"

The husband thought for a moment and replied, "Well, I can drop her off here on Mondays and Wednesdays, but on Fridays, I fish."

Thursday, June 19, 2008

feel not so good

i'm on my medical leave for 2 days..having a cough, flu and asthmatic at the same time...couldnt feel any worse than this...

had received my examination result few days ago...i should celebrate it but instead i felt totally disappointed...manage to get 3A's and 1A-...another dean's list in my folder...thats a good result but my gpa stated there 3.746..i missed 0.004 points to make me the recipient of the first class honour student...the point is...i didnt make it...! it was so frustrating..i dont mind if i missed few points but another 0.004?

ooooohhhhhh man....!!!

not in the mood to do anything right now...

pssst...coz i didnt get...nobody also get...

Tuesday, June 10, 2008

New School New Stories

Today i'm going to tell u about my new school...its a big school..about 1700 students and about 105 teachers..has 2 sessions..and as u know i'm in the morning session. when u are new there.. you'll encounter new people, new school subjects, new activities, and many more colleagues than you're used to...but i'm not complain..going to learn everything fast!

with my sis at KLIA-waiting for mom back from umrah-always bz wth her pda

this school of mine (and proud of it eventhough i'm still new...hey u suppose to love your working place right?)has a nice environment...the students are well behaved eventhough some of them quite mischievous (but they are still under control) not like my former school...the principle is a very nice lady..very simple and has good PR wth her staffs, the senior assistants all three of them also ladies (what happen to other species huh?)also very nice to me...quite helpful and hopefully it will last because the last thing i want to do is fight and have a bad relationship with all of them..( just dont provoke me..sigh)..the other 2 lady counsellors(yes another lady) also very nice and i think i can get along very well wth them...

but one funny incident (or pathetic?) has happened on my first day in lady teacher from other races ( i think she was shocked to see me ) had asked me whether i'm a malay..then i told her that i was a pure breed of malay descendants... she asked me why i didnt wear a scarf..well i said i always without one so why bother to wear it now...she then politely tell me to be prepared if the principle asked me to wear it one day because she already asked all the female students to cover up... well..thanks for the advice but i told her let them ask me first...

( i think she just want to warn me, nothing else) but to tell u the truth that incident wont affect me at all because it has happened to me so many times and now i'm immune to it already...hehehe... and u know what... i think i'm going to LOVE this school...thats the most important this school..yeah especially when u can go back 1 hour early compared to a single session schools...that means i have time ample time to go for my masters classes...great!