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Thursday, May 8, 2008

How To Keep A Woman Happy?


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It's not difficult... i tell you.... All you have to do is to be:

1. A friend
2. A companion
3. A lover
4. A brother
5. A father
6. A master
7. A chef
8. An electrician
9. A carpenter
10. A plumber
11. A mechanic
12. A decorator
13. A stylist
14. A gynecologist
15. A psychologist
16. A pest exterminator
17. A psychiatrist
18. A healer
19. A good listener
20. An organizer
21. A good father
22. Very clean
23. Sympathetic
24. Athletic
25. Warm
26. Attentive
27. Gallant
28. Intelligent
29. Funny
30. Creative
31. Tender
32. Strong
33. Understanding
34. Tolerant
35. Prudent
36. Ambitious
37. Capable
38. Courageous
39. Determined
40. True
41. Dependable
42. Passionate ( i love this most! )


43. Give her compliments regularly ( why not?)
44. Love shopping (pleaseeee...)
45. Be honest (dont let me catch you!)
46. Be very rich (not necessary very rich...just rich will do also hehehe)
47. Not stress her out (of course!)
48. Not look at other girls (kick u..!)

49. Give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
50. Give her lots of time, especially time for herself
51. Give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes

52. Birthdays
53. Anniversaries
54. Arrangements she makes

Just merely 54 demands ... :-) very very easy huh?

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1. Leave him in peace
2. Feed him well.
3. Let him have the remote control.

Oh my god !! 3 demands ... :-(

Men.... What a DEMANDING creature !!!
Hahaha guys…don’t get angry with me!!!


WHAK'd said...

Nothing wrong with being demanding ;)

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Akmal said...

Kak Waliz,
Men are simple lot, aren't we? :D

AzAzura said...

ha, ha ,ha this makes me laugh .

Rolando said...

hey how come our list is sooooo long? or was that just your list?

waliz said...

really whak'd? u r exceptional!

waliz said...

glad u agree, akmal...hehehe

waliz said...

funny isn't it azazura...? let the guys read and see wht they have to tell...hehe

waliz said...

but i though u also agreed wth that Ro....since when u changed your mind? hehe...

eddyra said...

Oh no no ..
You miss something cikgu..

Woman would be much happier if man can be her BANKER.. yes banker.

waliz said...

shall i add it now, mr.eddyra?
hehehe..thanks for the new addition...:D

fatiah said...

Hi Glamor Gal. Stay happy and cheerful always.

waliz said...

glamour? hehhe...tak la fatiah..but thanks..u stay happy too...:D

WoW said...

what a 'short' list to make a woman happy! I hope not every woman is like this haha if not, guys will run away oh. What about feminism?

#Happy Mother Day#

waliz said...

sure they run like hell wow..hehehe

happy mothers day...:D

eddyra said...

If you kiss her, you are not a gentleman
If you don't, you are not a man

If you praise her, she thinks you are lying
If you don't, you are good for nothing

If you agree to all her likes, you are a wimp
If you don't, you are not understanding

If you visit her often, she thinks it is boring
If you don't, she accuses you of double-crossing

If you are well dressed, she says you are a playboy
If you don't, you are a dull boy

If you are jealous, she says it's bad
If you don't, she thinks you do not love her

If you attempt a romance, she says you didn't respect her
If you don't, she thinks you do not like her

If you are a minute late, she complains it's hard to wait
If she is late, she says that's a girl's way

If you visit another man, you're not putting in "quality time"
If she is visited by another woman, "oh it's natural, we are girls"

If you kiss her once in a while, she professes you are cold
If you kiss her often, she yells that you are taking advantage

If you fail to help her in crossing the street, you lack ethics
If you do, she thinks it's just one of men's tactics for seduction

She is a womanIf you stare at another woman, she accuses you of flirting
If she is stared by other men, she says that they are just admiring

If you talk, she wants you to listen
If you listen, she wants you to talk

Hafifi said...

how to keep a woman happy??jg hati die je la kan??

coolingstar9 said...

I am coolingstar9. I enjoy reading this post. How to make woman and man happy.
After reading your informative blog, I now how better how to make woman happy and myself happy as well.
Have a nice day.
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transponder ametya said...

who gonna make a woman happy ?? At least i m not..i would like to prefer to make happy a lady rather..Isnt' there a huge diff. bet. lady n woman ?? Isn't woman mean married lady ??? uh.. waliz/..

waliz said...

eddyra, i'm raising a white flag now...hehehe

waliz said...

itu yang penting sekali hafifi...! u r right!

waliz said...

i'm glad u like my post coolingstar...this is only a suggestion...maybe u can do better as a genuine person....:D

waliz said...

from wikipedia : A woman is a female human. The term woman (irregular plural: women) usually is used for an adult, with the term girl being the usual term for a female child or adolescent. However, the term woman is also sometimes used to identify a female human, regardless of age, as in phrases such as "Women's rights".

i didnt see any "married woman" words above ametya...but i think it is up to individual to differentiate between a lady and a woman...maybe u can write a post about it? thank u...have a nice day!

eddyra said...

wahaha.. kui kui kui..

Thats what I said, woman wants everything in this world.

myfisol said...

hahaha!..yelah tu...sikit sangatlah senarainya...

waliz said...

eddyra..there is nothing wrong if we want the world also..u know that? at least we have ambitions hehehe....

waliz said...

myfisol..nak tambah lagi nanti letih nak scroll pulak...:D

smartebiz said...

aayyyooooo.... waliz. betul la walizz. saya setuju. first comment. Syok plak layan. Pompuan senang apa kalo nk layan. saya pun x terfikir sbb saya simple je. Hahahah

waliz said...

u learn very fast..smartebiz...keep it up..:D

arsaili said...

endless list...OMG

waliz said...

i can add up some more arsaili...hehehe...have a nice day!

BillyWarhol said...

U Rock Waliz*

If I do Back Sommersault Flips will that make U Happy??

;)) xoxo Peace*

waliz said...

very-very happy billy...cant wait to see u in action..hehehe...:D

BillyWarhol said...

Hang On! I gotta Pull my Leotards on!!


U don't want me Prancing around the Circus Ring in my Birthday suit do U Waliz??

bluecrystaldude said...

wah meletop pictures.. heheh.. banyak betul demand nih.. haha

waliz said...

now u give me a better idea Billy!! uh uh i'm sweating already....:D


U.Lee said...

Hi Waliz, Holy Smoke! That many requirements to make a girl happy? Ha ha. If I had known all that before, I would have paid more attention to fishing, ha ha.
Love your sense of humour, Waliz, you stay easy and have a nice day, Lee.

shiera (bisdakbabbles) said...

I love the list! It's so accurate. :D

waliz said...

meletop jangan tak meletop! btw why u said meletop? i dont understand...hehehe...sory!

waliz said...

fishing? can u live without a woman for few hours u.lee? i doubt it!
take care and have a nice day too...:D

waliz said...

glad u agree with me shiera....arigato!

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arsaili said...

happy teacher's day

Zen Chef said...

You've been on so many magazine cover!.. My gosh, you're famous! haha.

My remote control.. Waliiz!! Where did you put my remote control? haha

waliz said...

no problem etavasi...i will fix the link ok?

waliz said...

thank u arsaili..

waliz said...

zennnnnn....u r home!! i miss your cooking....!remote control is just infront of u la dear...hehehe.

bluedreamer27 said...

lol thats so funny you accused us being demanding with that 3 demands compared with the womans 54 hehehe
oh my is it so realy realy tough to make a woman happy????
haha i think i wanted to be a priest now hehehehe

waliz said...

come on blue...u can do better than that??? dont worry...u make your lady happy..u will be me..hehehe

piju said...

i u give men the remote
then u will regret it later

waliz said...

i may have to agree with u piju..after i done with my research! hahaha....thanks for dropping by...hope to see u again!

jon said...

it's true. Men are relatively simple. I don't even need the remote.

waliz said...

good jon...yr spouse must be the happiest wife in ths world!

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