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Saturday, September 29, 2007

5 Minutes Management Course (Part 1)



I want to share with you this management course tht i received in my email box.Hope you will learn someting..one or two..haha..

Lesson 1:
A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings. The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs. When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next-door neighbor.

Before she says a word, Bob says, "I'll give you $800 to drop that towel, "

After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob. After a few seconds, Bob hands her $800 and leaves.
The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs. When she gets to the bathroom, her husband asks, "Who was that?"

"It was Bob the next door neighbor," she replies.

"Great," the husband says, "did he say anything about the $800 he owes me?"

Moral of the story:
If you share critical information pertaining to credit and risk with your shareholders in time, you may be in a position to prevent avoidable exposure.

19 comments:

azra.boneyta said...

:):):).....good stuff!

Waliz said...

thanks Azra...where do u go for Raya?

nisha said...

hey that was funny.. hahahaha..imagine how foolish the wife!

Waliz said...

Foolish and greedy i must say...the kind who will do anything for money..

jon said...

:) funny.

Waliz said...

jon..funny uh?

NIHAL said...

Now that's what I call ... Smart!!

Thanks for sharing :)

Waliz said...

hi Nihal..whr have u been? i went to yr page site few times but it was not updated...

azra.boneyta said...

waliz, i like your new pics..:)

Noor Ariffshah said...

How easy the wife thing people can give money just like that. Anyway nice try. make me laugh all the way.

Cheers.

André Benjamim said...

he he he!!!

Waliz said...

thanks azra..when r u going to show me yr new pic as well?

Waliz said...

nice to meet u noor but i think a lot of people will do anything for money..it doesnt matter wether they are a wife,husband,father, mother etc...

jon said...

Told my mom this one and she couldn't stop laughing. :) A big hug to you.

azra.boneyta said...

owwhhh...im camera shy... ;)

Waliz said...

hi jon..so nice of you to communicate wth yr mom like this..i am sure both of you are very close..thanks for the biiigg hug..can i return the hug and kisses back to you and yr mom?

Waliz said...

azra..jangan la malu-malu Kaka...

kenareez said...

macam pernah dengar cerita ini tapi lagi best...

Waliz said...

memang la..kawan2 kita jugak yg bagitau cita ni..hahaha