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Tuesday, January 1, 2008

January Jokes




A married woman was having an affair. Whenever her lover
came over, she put her nine year old son in the closet.
One day the woman heard a car in the driveway and put her
lover in the closet, as well.

Inside the closet, the little boy says, "It's dark in here,
isn't it?"
"Yes, it is," the man replies.
"You wanna buy a baseball?" the little boy asks.
"No, thanks," the man replies.
"I think you do want to buy a baseball," the little extortionist
continues.
"OK. How much?" the man replies after considering the position
he's in.
"$25." the little boy replies.
"$25?!" the man repeats incredulously, but complies to
protect his hidden position.

The following week, the lover is visiting the woman again when
she hears a car and, again, places her lover in the closet with
her little boy.

"It's dark in here, isn't it?" the boy starts off.
"Yes, it is," replies teh man.
"Wanna buy a baseball glove?" the little boy asks.
"OK. How much?" the hiding lover responds, acknowledging his
disadvantage.
"$50." the boy replies and the transaction is completed.

The next weekend, the little boy's father says, "Hey, son.
Go get your ball and glove and we'll play some catch."
"I can't. I sold them." replies the little boy.
"How much did you get for them?" asks the father, expecting
to hear the profit in terms of lizards and candy.
"$75." the little boy says.
"$75?!" That's thievery! I'm taking you to the church
right now. You must confess your sin and ask forgiveness",
the father explains as he hauls the child away.

At the church, the little boy goes into the confessional,
draws the curtain, sits down and says, "It's dark in here,
isn't it?"

"Don't start that stuff in here, kid!" the priest says.

54 comments:

Rolando said...

Bwahaha, that's was too funny. I loved it! Thanks for that one Waliz!

Lily.Lulu. said...

happy new year waliz !!
;)

mauniejames said...

that's a very cute one my friend..

nAt said...

muahahhaaaaa... good one.. ekekek..

Zen Chef said...

That kid has a good business sense!
Who did he grow up to be? Donald Trump? hehe :-)

Glad to see you survived the New Year Waliz...muuuaaahhh

ZuiYanHong said...

Hahaha.....I enjoy reading this interesting joke.

bluecrystaldude said...

lol. Seriously funny!

bluedreamer27 said...

it was so fun
i really love that
ive read it twice hahaha
hey waliz isnt dark in here too?

Dann said...

lol....a great start of a new year with a funny joke.... Nice Waliz.."it's dark in here"..hehehehe..take care and have a great great time ..;)

waliz said...

Ro..we must start a new year wth a laugh...hopefully we laugh a lot this year and all the way to the bank too..hehehe!

waliz said...

lily.lulu...!
Happy New Year To U too:D

nice to see u here...

waliz said...

Maunie my dearest friend..thanks!

waliz said...

Naatttt...i'm glad to see u again...hows yr holiday?

where's my souvenir ha?

waliz said...

Zen...hehehe..what make u think i wont survive?

yeah ...donald trumph in the making...!!

waliz said...

thanks zuiyanhong...

nice to meet u...Happy New Year!

waliz said...

bluecrystaldude...thanks..funny huh? do u have any funny joke to share wth us? let me know..!

waliz said...

bluedreamer...

yes...very2 dark...u wanna buy me a torchlight? hehehe...

waliz said...

hahaha dann...i'm glad u like it...i really wanna start ths year wth a good laugh..bring good luck and positive energy...!

anything u wanna sell me Dann?

Hannan said...

hahahaha.. that's damn cool...

Dann said...

hi waliz..Ya I do have something for you but it's not for sell. I am
giving it for free, that's my HEART.;)
Do you believe in love at first sight? hmmm...
Would like to know the answer but before you tell me your answer, see
this picture first.

Have a great time ..muahh..;)

Dann said...

Here's the picture Love at first sight

arsaili said...

happy new year may ALLAH bless u

Rolando said...

Hey Waliz, I'd love to laugh my way to the bank. Just show me the way :)

Hye said...

Hahaha.. this one is funny. I think I read it in my mailbox before :D... It means that the priest is the lover. Wahahaha!!!!

Nice one :D

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Navin said...

hahahahaha.. the priest.. i can't believe..

U.Lee said...

Hi Waliz, you sure know how to start our new year, with a laugh, ha ha.
Happy new year to you, best regards, Lee.

Val said...

Happy New Year, that was very funny!

AcidBurn said...

Don't believe in priest....
There are only 'ONE'....

waliz said...

hannannnnn...cool huh? hehehe...

waliz said...

Thanks Dann..i'm goin' to get it now...

love at the first sigh? hmmm...never happen to me so far...!

waliz said...

Ro..i cant show u the way...but i can show u how!!

hahaha...remember wht happened to yr award? same thing here..;)

waliz said...

hye...hwaaaa...it means ths is not a january jokes but a stale joke already!
maybe thy use snail as a posmen..not email!

waliz said...

Navin..u cant trust anybody nowadays...even yr own president!

waliz said...

u.lee...i learnt the trick from my otai...:D
thanks for visiting me...

waliz said...

Thanks Val...:D

waliz said...

acidburn...pls leave yr link so i can visit u friend...!
nope..i dont believe anybody...

nisha said...

hi my dearest of all my dearest friends;) hehehe.. that was ribtickling.. my god, it was the priest!!

sorrry that i couldnt wish you on the 1st but as you know, i would always like to wish you love and happiness.. the same for now and forever.. am sure you will rock this year too:)

your award is almost ready.. i will send it to you tmrow:)

Sweetiepie said...

hey!I never thought the last word..priest!LOL..where you got this joke..so funny man!:)

WoW said...

My blog has been reinstated by mybloglog team yeah yeah!!

Hafifi said...

keh keh keh...

waliz said...

hey..nisha its ok..i know u will always wish me the best..

aha..cant wait for the award but sadly u are not going to be the first...i got my first award frm my new friend Rj...but still looking forward frm yours...!

waliz said...

hi sweetpie...never under estimate anything yea..hehehe!

waliz said...

good to hear tht Wow...keep rockin'!!

waliz said...

hafifi....keh keh keh je ke???

Rolando said...

Oh you're a clever one. You're too good. Hey, where's my wallet? lol

waliz said...

hahaha RO...want yr wallet back?
send again yr big bear hug before 2pm today...! fast..!!!

Rolando said...

ok ok you got the big bear hug, just give back the wallet nice and slowly, lol

waliz said...

take back yr wallet...ok..ok sloooooowwwwlyyyy.....! its all there..see yrself if anything go missing!! hahaha...

Rolando said...

hey I had a hundred dollars, where did it go and why does your dress still have a price tag on it, lol.

any more jokes Waliz? :)

waliz said...

errr i think we should move on to the next joke Ro...
the price tag was too embarrassing to disscuss it here..lol!

Dann said...

hi waliz.. A tag is waiting for you. My first tag for you..check it out.
My love hub..take care and have fun.

waliz said...

Thanks dann...u take care and have fun too...

eddyra said...

tulis happy new year pun dapat 52 comments.. aura tu.. aura..

waliz said...

hmmm Eddyra...wht aura? yg mcm mawi tu ke? hehehe....