Custom Search

I made this widget at MyFlashFetish.com.

Saturday, December 15, 2007

Kiddo!!!



i had a good laugh when i read this....the kids were really cute and smart! i did miss teaching a primary school kids....sadly i have to face bigger kids next time..the secondary one!

A first grade teacher had twenty-five students in her class and she presented each child in her class the first half of a well known proverb and asked them to come up with the remainder of the proverb. It's hard to believe these were actually done by first graders. Their insight may surprise you.

While reading these keep in mind that these are first graders, 6-year-olds, because the last one is a classic !

1. Don't change horses .......until they stop running.

2. Strike while the .............................bug is close.

3. It's always darkest before ......Daylight Saving Time.

4. Never underestimate the power of ............termites.

5. You can lead a horse to water but ........how?

6. Don't bite the hand that .................looks dirty.

7. No news is ..........................................impossible.

8. A miss is as good as a ............Mr.

9. You can't teach an old dog new ............... math.

10. If you lie down with dogs, you'll ..............stink in the morning.

11. Love all, trust .............. me.

12. The pen is mightier than the ................... pigs.

13. An idle mind is .............the best way to relax.

14. Where there's smoke there's ................. pollution.

15. Happy the bride who ............gets all the presents.

16. A penny saved is ......................not much.

17. Two's company, three's .............. the Musketeers.

18. Don't put off till tomorrow what .......... you put on to go to bed.

19. Laugh and the whole world laughs with you, cry and ...........you have to blow your nose.

20. There are none so blind as ............Stevie Wonder.

21. Children should be seen and not ...............spanked or grounded.

22. If at first you don't succeed .........get new batteries.

23. You get out of something only what you .......see in the picture on the box.

24. When the blind lead the blind .... get out of the way.

And the WINNER and the last one...

25. Better late than .............pregnant! __._,_.___

33 comments:

FeelingFlirty said...

a first grader did #25 ??

That's way ahead of where MY kids were in first grade. Mine were still pushing trucks in the sandbox or playing with dolls.

The first 24 were great!

BillyWarhol said...

Yeah Kids say the Darnedest things*

I like #12 Best just cuz!!

;))

Kids Art is Amazing too - I came across this Amazing Art done by Kids on Bullying http://www.bullying.org/public/frameset.cfm

The Drawings are Incredible + so are their Wise Words!

;))

Zen Chef said...

Wise kidz huh! Lucky he didn't say...'If you lie down with the dogs, you'll be pregnant in the morning.'hehehe
I'd be worried then! :-)

waliz said...

flirty...when i was in my first grade...the only thing tht i was good at is sucking my thumb!! and crying out loud when got teasing from my friends..hahahah

waliz said...

billy..i agree wth u..i wish i can be a kid again...no stress, no worries, just play ,play and play...if only i could turn back my time...sighhhh

waliz said...

zen...u r hillarious! how could u get tht kind of thinking...might be worst when u was a kid!

A Z R A said...

i wanna be a kid againnnnnn!!!!!! hehehehehehe.....:D, coz whatever you say, its either cute, or you'll be pardoned!

waliz said...

azra..when i was small i didnt play barbie doll..my hobby was climbing my gramps guava tree...hehehe...

ooooopppppppssss!

WoW said...

new generation kids' behaviours and thier thinkings are really sometimes unpredictable and full of surprise!!

mauniejames said...

these kids are really unusually bright..the only thing I remember about first grade is being bored to death..my aunt had taught me to read two years before..and a little girl named Mary who wet her pants every day for about a month..lol

Rolando said...

Man, these kids watch a lot of TV, lol.

I feel sorry for this kid:

21. Children should be seen and not ...............spanked or grounded.

waliz said...

wow..i personally think kids nowadays are much more smarter especially in IT...

waliz said...

hahaha maunie...u must be smart then...reading story books while others have to learn their ABC..

waliz said...

Rolandoooo!! did u get spank too?
*wink* hahahaha.....

Hafifi said...

i like kids and it's good if i can be a kid again..

Dann said...

Wow..these are super kids.;).
After seeing this I am imagining about the future kids .. ;).

Zen Chef said...

I don't know where i get that kind of thinking Waliz baby, i've been hanging around too much monkeys i guess :-)
huuhuuhaahaa

Rolando said...

haha, i got spanked many time that's why i could relate to that kid, lol

myfisol said...

kids are really a real observer..they even know stevie wonder..

waliz said...

hafifi...maybe u should planning to have your own? it would be great to have kids around ya....

waliz said...

dann...they really are..and we can just scratching our head thinking how ths kiddos do that? hahaha

waliz said...

Rolando! even now u got spanked tooo....soooo naughty! hahaha

waliz said...

myfisol...they even know all the japanese heroes character i tell u...

Rolando said...

haha waliz, no comment about being spanked. it doesn't count when you're mom does it.

waliz said...

hahaha...i knew it rolando...i knw it! u no need to tell me....!

waliz said...

zen...leave all the monkeys behind and start looking for humans will you! Not good for your health! hahaha

Rolando said...

Good I wasn't gonna tell you. My actions are louder than my words, lol

waliz said...

i believe in you rolando...hahaha..

pssssttt....the spanked u got..was it pain???? lol..

Rolando said...

I don't remember. Last thing I know is that I woke up in Mexico married, lol j/k

waliz said...

hmmmm tooo bad..toooo bad...hahaha

Rolando said...

I'm try anything once :)

fazlyfaizal said...

brilliant article... it shows kids nowadays has got much exposure than us.

waliz said...

yup fazly...kids nowadays are much much smarter...we cannot fool them anymore..